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November 20, 2015 at 8:44 pm #5594
Anonymous
InactiveFor the record, we’ve only included footballers who are currently active, so Socrates – clearly the most awesome name of all time – is not eligible. In order of personal preference, counting down from No.10, we present:
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November 20, 2015 at 8:45 pm #9388
Anonymous
Inactive10. Hulk
OK, Hulk is only a nickname – his real name is Givanildo Vieira de Souza – but the Zenit striker qualifies because he does play with the name on the back of his shirt. Smashing.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:46 pm #9389
Anonymous
Inactive9. Danny Invincible
It’s rather a shame that Invincible is actually a journeyman forward for Kilmarnock, rather than the Greatest Player in the World. With a supreme name like that, he should be so much better.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:49 pm #9390
Anonymous
Inactive8. Quim
A very childish choice, I know, – the Portuguese keeper’s (nick)name never fails to raise a smile.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:50 pm #9391
Anonymous
Inactive7. John Nutter
This Gillingham defender has the perfect English clogger’s name.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:51 pm #9392
Anonymous
Inactive6. Ricardo Magno Virtuoso
The Brazilian midfielder is currently out of contract, having been released by MLS outfit Columbus Crew in 2008. With a name like that, he definitely needs a new job.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:52 pm #9393
Anonymous
Inactive5. Zoltan Kiss
Hungarian midfielder – Zoltan is quite a popular first name in Hungary – who plays for Debreceni. Sounds like a camp Bond villain, in the vein of Christopher Walken’s Max Zorin in A View to a Kill.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:53 pm #9394
Anonymous
Inactive4. Frank Awanka
Reportedly plying his trade in Luxembourg. Best enjoyed when said aloud. Poetic.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:53 pm #9395
Anonymous
Inactive3. Vagner Love
Lothario-monikered striker, now doing the business for Palmeiras (on loan from CSKA Moscow).
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November 20, 2015 at 8:54 pm #9396
Anonymous
Inactive2. Waldo Ponce
We told you last month that man with the mincing ringmaster’s name was a transfer target for Wigan. Nothing has come of the rumour, but Pies will continue to mention the Chilean defender as much as possible, for obvious reasons, i.e. we’re puerile.
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November 20, 2015 at 8:55 pm #9397
Anonymous
Inactive1. Johnny Moustache
Simply magnificent and for my money, fully deserving of the No.1 spot – he sounds like a team-mate of Billy the Fish. Johnny is a veteran forward who stars for the Seychelles national team.
Any great names we missed? Let’s hear your favs…
Source: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lists/12779/top-10-awesome-footballers-names.html
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November 21, 2015 at 2:23 pm #9401
Anonymous
InactiveHulk the incredible name.
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November 21, 2015 at 2:25 pm #9402
Anonymous
InactiveI wonder parent go name hin pikin Moustache. No be only moustache…na irugbon dem go see.
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